MOVIE TAGLINES
Last night I saw two previews on TV. One for Watchman, “They watch over us…but who watches them?” and one for TWILIGHT, “When you can live forever what do you live for?” These inspiring taglines led me to write a prediction list of upcoming films. Feel free to add more predictions in the comments.
“Movies were his inspiration. Women were his passion. Softcore pornography was his result.”
THE DIRECTOR
“In space, no one can pull your finger”
JUVENILE LONELINESS
“Just when you thought you were safe, something causes you to think you are no longer in danger.”
REDUNDANCY
“While the world is at war, one man fights his own battle against anonymity.”
JOHN SMITH
“From the director of ‘Save the Last Dance 2’ and ‘A Dance to Remember’ comes a harrowing tale of war survival.”
P.O.W. CAMP BOOGIE
“Some women follow the straight and narrow. Others deodorize their armpit hair with witch-hazel extract.”
THE NON-CONFORMIST
“There was no one who could stop him because everyone else was dead.”
POINTLESS
“They make coffee for us, but who makes coffee for them? “
THE BARISTAS
“The curious case of a girl who was a really ugly boring single librarian who took off her frumpy sweater to reveal a tiny red bikini, then decided to wear her hair down, and got contacts and became a really hot spy with four boyfriends.”
UGLY CHICK
“In a secret world of cover-ups, sometimes you need to go undercover to uncover a world of secrets.”
UNDERCOVER
“After aliens conduct an experiment on the brains of the human race there’s only one very tiny man left who knows what’s going on and he lives in a shoe.”
I AM FAIRYTALE
Foreign Films:
“Complicated philosophical ideas only end in tears”
L’OISEAU GRIS
“It began the day she found out that her mother’s sister was her daughter and her brother’s child was her mom. “
LA FAMIGLIA
“I might love you”
TE VOY A JODER
