Tumblr (3.0; @funnyandinteresting)http://funnyandinteresting.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2cHnwCdOdn3agh2xUb3u2NTto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One rainy day when I was eight years old I went into the garden and found a worm. Actually I had been waiting for a rainy day because after reading about the holocaust and finding out that some people subsisted on worms and maggots I wanted to make sure I could survive in the event of a genocide that targeted American girls.</p> <p>I found a juicy garden worm about as long as my middle finger and wiped the dirt off on my pants. Using spit and my finger I tried to do a good job cleaning it off, for some reason that seemed important. When it was finally time to eat the worm I put it in my mouth, chewed, and swallowed as quickly as possible. Regardless of the speed at which I ate the worm, and subsequently the speed at which I rushed into the house for a glass of water, the taste of the salty juices and organs sliming around my mouth when I broke the worm’s skin will be vividly stuck in my mind forever.</p> <p>Thanks <a title="Wes" target="_blank" href="http://tintin-iraq.blogspot.com/">Wes</a> for the foot long worm pic!</p>http://funnyandinteresting.com/post/103481948http://funnyandinteresting.com/post/103481948Mon, 04 May 2009 18:29:00 -0400small animalsstories In short, I visited my grandma and she doesn’t have Internet. At length, Saint Augustine is a...http://funnyandinteresting.com/post/102301050http://funnyandinteresting.com/post/102301050Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:38:00 -0400Travelchildrenfashionfloridafunnyswimmingstories